Category: Joke Board
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Good ones. There are a few I will definitely commit to memory.
Very good, thanks for posting them.
I think my favorite is
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger would."
Bob
Lol those are good ones.
Very good. Thanks for posting.
Man who travel through turnstyle sideways going to Bangcock.
it's good for girl to meet boy in park, but even better for boy to park meet in girl.
Woman who cook carots and pees in same pot, unsanitary.
Smile.
LOL Anthony, thanks for the additions.
Man who finger girlfriend on period caught red handed.
Lol these are great!